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Hi everyone, Larry Lombino here! Many of you probably remember me as the host of Double Dog Dare Ya! and Super Sloppy Double Dog Dare Ya! and Super Duper Sloppy Double Dog Dare Ya 2000! back in the 1980s and 1990s before I decided to go on a bit of a "hiatus." And if you don't remember me, your parents do! Well, it's 2024 now, and I'm back! And the world has only gotten increasingly complicated! But let's not focus on that! I've got a new game show for you to play. It's called... |
Super Sanitary
Double Dog Dare Ya!
You and your friends will compete in a real-life gameshow, with questions, puzzles, physical challenges, and real prizes to win! There's no slime anymore, there's no germy children, there's no picking boogers, none of that, it's just you and your friends. Good clean fun.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
- "Larry Lombino" sounds familiar. Didn't you get, like, cryogenically-frozen back in the 1980s?
- I did! And technically it was the 1990s. Next question!
- How does this whole game show thing work?
- It's a game show. Like on TV. Only only this one is not on TV. It's in real life. And you're the one playing it. And the prizes are much less impressive. Other than that, though, same idea.
- Are you related to Vinny Lombino?
- He's my little brother. Well, I guess technically he's older than me now? Cryostasis is complicated.
- How much does the game show cost?
- It's a flat-rate of $200 for up to four contestants, and $100 for each additional pair of people for up to eight contestants. (You can bring an odd number of players, but that fifth or seventh wheel is gonna be extremely disadvantaged in the game.)
- Wait, so didn't you have a very severe form of OCD? Is that why you were frozen?
- Yes. And that's two questions! Moving on!
- Is this suitable for kids?
- It's not not suitable for kids, there's no swearing or nudity, but the trivia questions are going to be tough for kids and anyone younger than 18 needs to have an adult accompaniment. Get older, kids!
- What was your plan with the cryogenics?
- Well, I was hoping the world would be a better place when I got defrosted and there would be a treatment for my OCD! Boy was I wrong on both accounts!
- This whole thing seems fishy.
- That's not a question, but it's a fair point. Listen, I don't like to talk about it, but I've been cryogenically frozen for more than 30 years. I'm a little out of the loop. Fortunately I managed to partner with the nice people at In Search Of An Exit Escape Rooms, they've been at this live-action gaming thing for years, it's all on the up-and-up.
- This sounds great, where can I buy tickets?
- In Search Of An Exit is handling the ticket sales, head on over there and grab them!
- One last thing... so cryogenic stasis is a real thing?
- It sure is. Though, if I had to do it all over again, I probably would have opted for a more reputable cryogenics company that doesn't scan your brain to create a digital doppelgänger while you're on ice. That's what I get for not reading the fine print, I suppose.
Thanks for visiting!
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