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Hi everyone, Matt Winters here! Many of you probably remember me as the host of Double Dog Dare Ya! and Super Sloppy Double Dog Dare Ya! back in the 1980s and 1990s. And if you don't, your parents do! Well, it's 2023 now and I'm back! And there's a global pandemic that's infected millions! But let's not focus on that! I've got a new gameshow for you to play. It's called... |
Super Sanitary
Double Dog Dare Ya!
You and your friends will compete in a real-life gameshow, with questions, puzzles, physical challenges, and real prizes to win! There's no slime anymore, there's no germy children, there's no picking boogers, none of that, it's just you and your friends. Good clean fun.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
- "Matt Winters" sounds familiar. Didn't you get, like, cryogenically-frozen back in the 1980s?
- I did! And technically it was the 1990s. Next question!
- How does this whole game show thing work?
- I ask questions, you answer them, it seems pretty straightforward, no? Only it's not on TV. It's in real life. And the prizes are much less-impressive. Other than that, though, same deal.
- How much does it cost?
- It's a flat-rate of $160 for up to four contestants, and $80 for each additional pair of people. (If there's an odd number of players, someone can be my co-host!)
- Wait, so didn't you have an extreme form of OCD? Is that why you were frozen?
- Yes. And that's two questions! Moving on!
- Where can we play?
- I'm on a nationwide tour, but at the moment I'm running games in Portland, Oregon!
- What was your plan with the cryogenics?
- Well, I was hoping the world would be a better place when I got defrosted and there would be a treatment for my OCD! Boy was I wrong on both accounts!
- Is this suitable for kids?
- I mean, parenting styles have changed quite a bit in the last few decades, but I think it's great for kids. Minimal swearing, and no nudity. And hey, if they're not playing Fortnite, that's gotta be worth something, right?
- This whole thing seems fishy.
- That's not a question, but it's a fair point. Listen, I don't like to talk about it, but I've been cryogenically frozen for 30 years. I'm a little out of the loop. Fortunately I managed to partner with the nice people at In Search Of An Exit Escape Rooms, they've been at this live-action gaming thing for years, it's all on the up-and-up.
- This sounds great, where can I buy tickets?
- In Search Of An Exit is handling the ticket sales, head on over there and grab them!
- One last thing... so cryogenic stasis is a real thing?
- Of course it's a thing. If you have money (which I used to have before I spent it all on cryostatis), literally everything is a thing.
Thanks for visiting!
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